Scheming Unclesl

Phil Daz looked at the spotty book in his hands as a feeling of loneliness crept down his danced around his subconscious.He mozied over to the window and reflected upon his old-fashioned surroundings. He always loved hilly Moscow with its clever, curvy cliffs. A place that encouraged his tendency to feel lonely.Then he saw something … Continue reading Scheming Unclesl


Colander is a native of Uakly, a city in Uzbekistan. He shares his father's two story victorian home with a secret basement. He describes the basement as a "torture chamber" and a "monster lies inside dormant waiting for the next unsuspecting passer-byer to fall into its trap" "I turned to flea back maybe he was right...  blitzed with a vase, (Yes you would be correct if you thought I ran into it as it was swinging at me).  I was back home, the next day I went downstairs to find my father making pancakes with chocolate chips and syrup, with a side of banana oat meal"